Use this when you need to be hands free (skinning up, popping pills, playing air guitar, graffitiing etc)
 
The holster measures 23cm x 14cm and is made of black leather, the chain will fit round a 44cm neck, so if you're one of those knuckle draggers who thinks that having a wider neck than your head is attractive this is not for you. Sorry Bozo.
 
It has several sections for your wallet, phone, marker pens, butt plug etc., the chain can be removed and the holster can be worn on a belt (not provided). So now you can go out and perform a little bit of hands-free civil disobedience. Those politicians aren't going to egg themselves.
 
All parts of this are upcycled/recycled. 
 
Only 1 available.